Another few silly ones xx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
Another few silly ones xx funny or not xxx?
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'
The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.
Answers: Another good selection. haha haha! why is the groom wearing black lolz! Ho Ho Ho Heee That's better no maggots in this one. lmao. These ones are safer, no maggots or hot dogs. hahaha funny. Very Good, Thank you Again haha
good ones