Old but funny?!
Question:
Old but funny?
A man has been in the pub all day,he tells his friends he is going home. They tell him not to but he his adamant that he is going. He stands up and falls over, he pulls himself up using the table and falls over again. He crawls to the door and pulls himself up using the door handle and falls into the carpark. He crawls across the street to his house where he pulls himself up and falls through the door. In the morning his wife finds him in the hall. 'You were drunk last night when you came in.'
'No I wasn't love.' he replies.
'You were drunk and where is your wheelchair?'
Answers: worth a star ha ha ha I found it hilarious although i didn't understand it until I read it for the second time. Meh, it's cute your are right about the old part How many people are going to post this same joke...there should be a limit! ok i get it now, haha Funny. are you another Mike Reid fan? ok funny but old Thanks for the laugh!