Doctor's Surgery?!
Question:
Doctor's Surgery?
A fellow was waiting in a doctor's reception when a young
girl came out of the surgery sobbing bitterly.
'What's the matter?' he asked sympathetically.
The doctor's just told me I'm pregnant,' she said
It was the fellow's turn next and when he went into
the doctor's surgery, he said, 'Is that young lady
really pregnant?'
'No,' said the doctor, 'But it's cured her hiccups.'
Answers: Very good Excellent naughty naughty patient confidentiality an all that Ha! ha! good one..... Fantastic.
PMSL
:-) haha that's a good one! keep 'em coming! lol Nervously pacing up and down a hospital corridor, a man waits as his wife gives birth to their first child. After a long labour the doctor comes out and tells the man that he is the father of a baby boy. The man is overjoyed, and rushes in to his wife who smiles weakly and gives him the child. Overcome, the tearful father asks the midwife if there is anything he can do to help. Sensing that the dad wants to share in the occasion the midwife tells him to take the baby and bathe it next door. After a few minutes the midwife pops in to see how the man is getting on. She jumps back in dismay when she sees what the new dad is doing. He has two fingers firmly lodged up the infant's nose and is dragging the child through the water in figure-of-eights. "Good God!" she shouts. "That's not how to bathe a new-born!" "It bloody well is," the man replies, "when the water's this hot." I bet she was at Dr. House's! hahahaha Hahahah not bad