Fancy dress party joke?!

Question:

Fancy dress party joke?

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20 stone women getting ready 4 a fancy dress party and says 2 her husband i have nothing 2 wear he replies pull your piss flaps over your head and go as a sugar puff

Answers: LMAO! my hubbys laughing too lol! and for everyone that takes offence, im a big girl! am i supposed to laugh??? :-) Lolsz Man goes to a fancy dress party with sandpaper on his wullie. The guy on the door says who are you meant to be and he replies "Dick Emery" ****
it`s hard to find it out
sure it need a fancy wear to cover over the party wear Guy turns up to a party, with just a condom over his nose..'who are you supposed to be then'?

F....k knows...came the reply.... Ha ha ha disgusting but funny,,,ha ha ha

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