What is one of the funniest jokes you ever heard?!


Question:

What is one of the funniest jokes you ever heard?


I am really sad and would love for some comedy!


Answers: Cheer up....i have one that has to made u feel better.


Son: "Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?"

Father: "Sure son, what's the question?"

Son: "What is politics?"

Father: "Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand politics."

Father: "That's great son, explain it to me in your own words."

Son: "Well, dad, while management is screwing the working class the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of $hit."


CHeeRioS Dirty joke.


A boy fell in the mud. theres 3 boys named stup1d,shu1 up,and trouble trouble got lost in the woods so stup1d and shu1 up went to the police and the police asked 4 there names . they said: Shu1 up stup1d so the police said WHAT?! hey boys are you 2 looking for trouble? they nodded yes

the phone call
"hello?"
"Yes daddy?"
dad:"hello? hunny? is mommy home?"
lil girl: "yes shes up stairs with uncle Jonny"
dad:"uncle jonny?" "we don't have an uncle jonny!"
lil girl: "oh yes we do! he is up stairs with mommy!"
dad:"ok hunny go and tell mommy that daddy is in the driveway ok?"
lil girl:"ok!!"
the lil girl did that.
dad:"so??"
lil girl:"Well mom got up with nothing on but the ring and ran around till she slipped and fell and she isn't moving at all!!!" "Uncle Jonny drowned in the pool he didn't know that it was 8ft-16ft deep!"
after a long pause
dad:" HUH?!" "wait is this 450-3482??"
funny????? Sad to hear you have a bad day.
Hope this can somehow cheer you up a bit.... long though.
;-)

A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."


*If that still does not make you happy... u can check this video i come across while surfing... very funny.
:-D
http://somethingtolaugh.blogspot.com/... This is kind of dirty, but still so funny.

Two ants were living in a girl's underwear. One day they decided to go exploring "the cave". One was to go one way and the other was to go the other way and they were to meet back in the exact same spot. When both of them came back they were both covered in something. One was covered in brown stuff and the other in white. The one covered in white asked the other ant what happened to him. The brown covered ant said, " Well I was walking along and then I got stuck in this brown stinky stuff. I couldn't get out! But then I finally managed. Now why are you covered in white stuff?" The white covered ant said, " Well I walking along and it was all nice, soft, pink, and warm....then all of a sudden out of nowhere this bald guy started head butting me and spitting on me."



tehe....this joke cracks me up still today
hahaha and I found it on a preteen site lol
i hope that made you feel better
take care okay
the sad life of a p-enis
his hair's a mess
his neighbor is an *** hole
his family is nuts
his best friend is a pu$$y
and his owner beats him


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