Short jokes - funny or not?!
Question:
Short jokes - funny or not?
If it is dry - add moist: if it is moisten - add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist.
Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain."
"Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking."
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
Answers: Thanks keep them coming. lol .... lol. Who has the most annoying football fan in the world....... the fan from Borussia Monchengladbach when he shouts ......
"GIVE US A "B" " no ,really bad jokes but keep trying They are funny. don't get the first one - but the other two are funny! babes not bad xxx i like short jokes xxx lol they're kinda funny... not totally, but kinda hahaha lol I would grown, but they are about my sort of level of humour.
Q: What did the moth say as it flew out of the window?
A: A moth (I'm off) gettit?
An Eskimo takes his car to a garage with oil and water pouring from the engine
Mechanic takes a look and says "looks like you've blown a seal mate"
Eskimo replies "No, that's just frost on my moustache" loooooooooooooooooooooooool nice 1 ?it.lol hahahaha They have been around a long time but still quite funny.