Blonde joke!!?!
Question:
Blonde joke!!?
This blonde is talking to her friend and says "I'm tired of people saying blondes are dumb." And her friend say "Then surprise peole and study the state capitals". She did. That night at the movies, a guy said, "Hey dumb-blonde!" She said "I'm not dunb! I know all of the state capitals!" He said, "Then what is the capital of Texas?" The blonde says "T!"
Answers: A blonde wanting to earn some extra money?
,decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing a well to do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do
"Well i guess i could use u to paint my porch, how much will u charge me"The blonde quickly responded "how about $50" the man agreed and told her the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. the mans wife hearing the conversation said to her husband"does she realise our porch goes all the way round the house" he responde, "thats a bit cynical,isn't it" she replied ,"you're right Iguess im starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we have been getting lately.A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already" the husband asked. "Yes" the blonde replied. and there was paint left over so i gave it 2 coats. the man reached to his pocket an paid her $50. "And by the way" the blonde added "Its a not a porch its, its a lexus.."
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A blonde takes her car to a garage. She asks if there's any way they can fix the hail damage on her hood. Seeing that she was blonde, the mechanic decided to have some fun with her. He tells her, "Well, I'll let you in on something. I'll tell you how to do it on your own, and it will cost you nothing. Go home, and blow as hard as you can into the tail pipe. Then the dents will pop out!" Excited, the blonde goes home and parks her car in the driveway and begins to blow into the tailpipe. Another blonde walks by and asks what she's doing. The blonde explains what she's doing and the other blonde yells, "Gosh! It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! Anyone knows that you have to have the windows rolled up first!"
HOPE U LIKE ONE ATLEAST errrrrrrrrrm isnt wat i call funny haha!!! i have done that before.....*sigh* i made a right prat of myself!!!! hehehe!!! haha good one :)