WHAT a DAY!?!
Question:
WHAT a DAY!?
WHAT A DAY!i"m going to bed now,i"ll leave you with this!!!!
Dear God:
Yesterday was an awful day for me...
My husband ran off with his secretary,
My son pierced his eyebrow,
My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head,
My dog mated with the neighbors cat,
My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution,
My Mom told me I was adopted,
My Dad told me he's gay,
My boss told me I was laid off,
My sister was arrested for prostitution,
My house has termites,
My car was stolen,
All that came in the mail was bills,
A plane, crash landed on my garage,
OJ Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner,
And my TV blew.
Lord, please be with me today.
I was able to live through all that misery yesterday.
And I will be able to make it through anything today! But please....
DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!!!!!
AMEN
Answers: ohhhhh thats clever,i"ll pray for you, while you slumber!! I dont want a day like that. .......feel a little cheated Pardon .....didn`t quite catch that...............must be something wrong with your comp.................... Just read this out to my hubby we fell about laughing I agree completely, I try to pray ever night before bed.