Years pass, and OJ Simpson dies....?!
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Years pass, and OJ Simpson dies....?
...and, of course, goes straight to Hell. The Devil informs him that they're at maximum capacity-- there's not room for one more damned soul, literally, "But don't think that you're going to get out of punishment, you're badder than most people here. What I'm going to do is release one of them, and you'll take their punishment. Because I like your style, I'll let you pick what punishment you get."
They proceed to the Lake of Fire and Brimstone, where Ted Kennedy is continuously diving in and coming up empty, diving in and coming up empty. "I can't swim," says OJ, "I can't do that." On the beach, Michael Vick is buried up to his neck, and, farther than the eye can see, dogs are waiting their turn to use his head as a fire hydrant. "I think I'll pass on that, too," says the Juice. They then come upon Bill Clinton, naked and spread-eagled, with his wrists and ankles staked to the ground. Monica Lewinsky is on him, doing... Additional Details
21 hours ago
well, doing what she's famous for. "I don't like the idea of being stuck like that for all eternity," OJ states, "but it looks like it has its advantages. I'll take that." "Okay," says the Devil, "you heard the man! You're free to go, Monica!"
Answers: 21 hours ago
well, doing what she's famous for. "I don't like the idea of being stuck like that for all eternity," OJ states, "but it looks like it has its advantages. I'll take that." "Okay," says the Devil, "you heard the man! You're free to go, Monica!" Ha ha ha ha! Corker! The best modern re-interpretation of a great oldie that I have heard yet. A star from me, too.
More, more, more??? lol..This is the funniest yet.. star for you. hahahaha