Funny peom for the girls, no offence to the lads xx?!

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Funny peom for the girls, no offence to the lads xx?

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Girl Poem

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ***.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a *****.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!

Answers: omg that is one of the most amazing poems I have ever read!!!! lmfao......we missed you on here jonsey! I wish i can give you a million stars!!!! I LOVE it!!!! Sorry, only read the first couple of lines but i'm sure it makes perfect sense.
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Saw you mention hard-on so read it all.
Do you have bad experiences of guys then? To answer your question, talk to your parents about it. Woooooooooooo!!!!! LOL!!!!! that snice i like it
i m lesbian and i love to be lesbian
ur poem is very nice
thanks for this poem
love u

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