I know this is been out before but i just got it mailed and have pissed ma self !
Question:
I know this is been out before but i just got it mailed and have pissed ma self for the last half hour.?
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past,looks up and says"hey koala what u doing"
the koala says "smoking a jint,come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and has a few joints.After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river,but the little lizard is so stoned he falls out the tree into the river. Acroc see this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side ,then asks the little lizard "what the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the croc that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala,got too stoned an fell in to the river while taking a drink.the croc decides to check this out an walks over to the tree where the koala is, he looks up and shouts "hey you"
The koala looks down at him and says
"Fuuuuu-k dude ...... how much water did you drink?"
i know its been out before but i had to go again as its feckin ace man!!!!!!!!
Answers: Lol Richy I ssoo much love that never heard it,yep that happens when you have to much weed,thar's why I'd rather stick with Jack Daniels,here have a star. It got a minor chuckle... But overall, it was totally forgettable. uh, okay boom! boom! Excellent!
Loved it!
Still chuckling now!! Fab my ribs are hurting. Heard it before, but still ace!! lol I agree with rocking Jimmy.. Amusing, I guessed the punchline before I read it... nice one I will tell my hubby this joke when he gets home an oldie but a goodie
brought a smile to my face Hmmmm, all right, not so funny... it was ok but nothing to get so excited about. I smiled. Cute, but not a laugh out loud cute. jesus DUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!... lol good one, thx lol- that one is sweet
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=D Funny, thanks for posting. Mild chuckle. lol lol that was a good one. My kids and I got a hoot out of this one! Thanks for the laugh. A fine one.