Do you know any funny jokes for a 5 year old?!
Question:
Do you know any funny jokes for a 5 year old?
Answers: How about a 4 year old joke?
;-)
A man, who is sentencd to life imprisonment, decided to dig a tunnel to escape. He works for many months on this tunnel and finally finishes it. He decides to break out during the day, figuring that the guards will not suspect this. As he breaks through the ground to the surface, he finds himself in a pre-school playground.
He is surprised, but he rejoices anyway, shouting, "I'm free, I'm free!"
At this a little girl approaches him, puts her hand on her hip, and says, "Big deal! I'm four!" what subjects do Snakes like??
Hiss tory Drawing God
Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like.
"Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
---------------- by acting like a 5 year old i'm just you can do it because you are one right?