Joke::::A drunk?!
Question:
Joke::::A drunk?
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Answers: yyyaaakkkkiiii!!! ha ha ha...my day is complete again. more stars for you baby. Funny and Original!! Stars HA HA HA,phunny!! HAHA LMFAO!! LMAO
LOL hahaha good one hun , thx....star! lol ouch...lol well he must have liked it as he left his number lol lol You are so cruel making me laugh like that with tonsilitis! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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good one oops .wrong again .lol omfg lmfao aaahhhhhhhhhhhh ha hah aha whewww!!!! You have got to have a star for that one girl. Very good well ive just had some supper, and know i feal sick..rotflmao lol have a star HAHAAAHA!!!!!! GOOD 1. ha ha ha funny good one
even though it bought tears to my eyes lmfao!!! omg thats a good one! hahahahaha pmsl, think i need that mop and bucket myself now hun!!! Very good lol Hahahahahhaaaaa, nice one honey, a good laugh for all thanks.