Joke:::::EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN, OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!?!
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Joke:::::EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN, OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!?
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up early and get a discount on registration.
1. HOW TO FILL ICE-CUBE TRAYS. - Step by step with slide presentation.
2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion.
3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR. - Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
4. THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: - DO THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? - Debate among panel of experts.
5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. - Help line and support groups.
6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. - Open forum.
7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. - PowerPoint presentation.
8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real-life testimonial from the one man who did.
9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - With driving simulation.
10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR WIFE. - Online class and role-playing.
11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. - Bring your calendar or PDA to class
13. GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME. - Individual counselors are available
Answers: hahaha!! every man needs to take these classes!!
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u know me!! effin' love it! Star for thee! TRUE! My wife would love this. Hillarious! I want to sign mine up for number 9. lol ok? Pmsl the guys in my house need these classes because when I tell them I must be speaking a foreign language....star! Good one babe..lol
Have you noticed all the girls aswering this question for men........YES, I'VE HAD A SEX CHANGE...LMAO hahaha thats getting forwarded directly to my fiance!
u get a star! Book my other half in! Love this, have a star. hahaha
you sound like your married already lol. HEY, I'M A GUY AND I RESEMBLE THAT KIND OF TALK. nice 1 ,lol ha ha ha true Yeah but you still love us tho, no matter what faults we have. So they were good have a star. Words Women Use
Fine..............This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes..................If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing.............this is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead............this is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh............although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay ....................This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
lol lol wonder how many sign up Excellent hahahahahaa good'un hun.... lol That was excellent my friend! Star for you! Brilliant, true, sad, but very true. hahahaha See what I miss by being back late?
A CALAIMTY CRACKER!!
Well done, girl. Star votey thing for you. Hahahahaaaa, like we're going to take notice lol. LOL! I can't wait to show my husband this. Too bad he won't find it as funny as I did, the poor soul has no sense of humor. got to attend the class...lol! Brilliant.
Although I don't fall into those catagories, all my male family members do.
I watched my father being harrased when I was growing up, and decided that the quiet life isn't too hard to acheive. Just obey her every whim and don't argue, what can be easier than that?
To the re-incarnated girly, I am guessing that you are pepzigirl? lol HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
good NO brilliant joke ha ha ha very good !!!!!!!!!!