Evening me Duckies!!!An Essex girl is involved in a bad traffic accident.A param!
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Evening me Duckies!!!An Essex girl is involved in a bad traffic accident.A paramedic rushes to her aid.?
"Whereabouts are you bleeding from?"he asks."Well,"says the girl,"since you ask,Bleeding Romford."
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It's a windy day and a little old lady is in the street holding on to her hat with both hands.A gust blows her skirt up revealing she's has no underwear and she's arrested for indecent exposure.The judge says:"Madam,you should be ashamed of yourself,letting your skirt blow around,while you tried to save yioour hat."The old lady replies,"Why shouldn't I?Everything under my skirt is 80years old-that hat was brand new!"
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A Texan goes into an outback pub in Australia and says:"Y'know,this country might be big,but back home I've got a horse that takes a whole week to ride round my ranch."The bartender replies."I know what y'mean,mate.I had a horse like that once-I had to shoot the lazy bastard."
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Definition of old age in men:chasing after woman,then forgetting why when they're caught!!!!!
Now that is my last,star if you liked it ,thank yeah all!!!!!NITE NITE! Additional Details
19 hours ago
Listen if you dont like it by pass or are you just after 2measly points?
Answers: 19 hours ago
Listen if you dont like it by pass or are you just after 2measly points? good ones as usual!!!
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get a decent namebefore you make a comment man ha ha ha Those jokes alllllllllll sucked. Thats not a question nice 1,lol ha ha ha funny heard them this is really excellent one!
thanks for sharing
i really enjoyed it! hahahahah very good... lol
oh my god, (above me) aren't you feeling a bit dizzy being upside down????
Ahhhh you must have known i was gona say that .... pmsl
Ooooops there you go again...lol Like the one about the Texan.
Bloody Americans, all trying to show off just cos there willy is bigger in inches than there IQ.
Have a star lol