Priest joke...?!


Question:

Priest joke...?


Why you should make sure you ALWAYS think before you speak.....

The priest in a small Irish Village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.

One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and
discovered that the c ock was missing.

He knew about the c ock fights in the village, so he decided to
question his parishioners in church.

During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a c ock?" All the men stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c ock?" All the women stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a c ock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up!


"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen my c ock?"


Sixteen alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.


Answers: Funny As Ha ha ha very true ha ha this is hilarious. BURN! you made my night, thanx oops!!!!
C OCK -A -DOODLE -DO!!!!!
ha ha a goat!!!!
ha ha ha
A STAR for u!! this is why multiple people hate priests. the stupid priests that ruin the Name they work for. they cant actually ruin it, but they make other people think bad of it. hahahahaha Very funny have a star That is awesome!!!! lol...haha Hahahaha cool He should have shut up while he was ahead!!

The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories