Natural Selection?!


Question:

Natural Selection?


One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Theory of Natural Selection to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


Answers: lol
Proof positive of natural selection. lol. That explains all the smart things drunk people do... LOL
(**) ha! brilliant That's brill another proven theroy!! lol he he he lol. This should make a lot of drunks happy 8/10 L*M*A*O*! Thanks, I've been wondering for ages why why buffalos drink and piss so much. hilarious! I knew there was a good excuse somewhere. Thanks mate!!

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