Lets pretend....?!
Question:
Lets pretend....?
Two strangers had to share accommodation on the train - Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach in to the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
''I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed .
"Good,"she replied . "Get your own blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted
Answers: yi=ou must be a very rare person really for you combine the experience of a person of your age (with due respect) and the funy side wich normally manifests itself to much younger persons...Please keep it that way! Ah u've lengthened it. I like :-) lmao.... i've never heard it with the last line before... that makes it so much better!!! Thats pretty funny OMG!!!!! married life............isnt it great. lmfao!! LOL!!!
(**) I was just getting into it too-then she told him to get his own blanket!! THAT was good and so true to life 9/10