A couple meet in a bar and end up back at his place."You don't say much!


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A couple meet in a bar and end up back at his place."You don't say much,do you?"she comments.?


"No",he repleis,removing his underwear with a grin."I do all my talking with this."Sorry",she snorts."I don't do small talk".
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" Women are in a bar having a discussion about how useless men are.Then one starts bragging about how she killed her hubby,after finding out he'd been cheating on her."I don't believe you!"gasos her friend."Prove it".So they go to the 1s woman's house and walk to the end of the back gardenThere,behind the shed,is a freshly dug mound of soil-out of which her dead hubby's bottom is sticking."Well,I believe you now,"the friend gulps."But why did you leave his bum sticking out?"Well",replies the woman,"I needed somewhere to park my bike.
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A w**ly says to his testicals:"Right,lads,get ready and I'll take you out for a party".
The testicals reply:"No way,you lair!You always go in and we're left outside knocking".
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17 hours ago
Lol I thought Yahoo was all about computers now all of a sudden they are taking coffee breaks,now we know who the trolls are,they should rather have a Jack Daniels break and then they can see clearly now don't you agree?


Answers: 17 hours ago
Lol I thought Yahoo was all about computers now all of a sudden they are taking coffee breaks,now we know who the trolls are,they should rather have a Jack Daniels break and then they can see clearly now don't you agree? good ones give me alone of that book will you!!! I like the first one the best. I might use that! Thanks. Heard em all before but I'll give you a star for picking em out and putting em together. now thats funny xx hahaha good one, thx.....star! very good all of them, i really liked the first one tho.

Thanks for the laugh =D funny lol good ones

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