Stress Relief?!
Question:
Stress Relief?
I went to the mall the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil-necked member of the Boerebond. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse-poo. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
"Dutchman!" I screamed at him. Yet another ticket. "Dutchman with a pregnant boep!" I shouted again.
His hand wrote furiously as his neck went a deeper shade
of purple and his blood pressure mounted and his breathing got heavier. I walked off.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.......
I try to have a little fun
Answers: Funny LOL; )Thankx for the smile.you deserve a star.; )
I know I would not be able to do that you got some nerves.That's cool.; )LOL Thanx. That was great. A star for that one. STRESS: THAT CONFUSION CREATED WHEN OONE'S MIND OVERIDES THE BODYS BASIC DESIRE TO CHOKE THE LIVING S*** OUT OF SOME A****** WHO DESPERATELY NEEDS IT. THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! :D lol
thanks Sounds like something i would do. lol.. i want to try that thats too funny. You could possibly do that.How dare you are