How do you amuse a blonde for hours?!
Question:
How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
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Answers: You'll find women pornier in S California
They're perfectly bronzed and bleached
But you're wasting your time if they make you feel hornier
For to Englishmen, they're out of reach
In the US, forsooth, the state of your tooth
Matters more than the sense of your words
You may still have your youth but she'll think you uncouth
If your teeth are unwhitened or furred
There, blondes are unreceptive to an appearance deceptive
And they're quick to judge books by their covers
So, don't go on the razzle if your choppers don't dazzle
They'll reject any English-toothed lover
But there is hope! Don't despair; to a dentist repair
Drill and polish will win, if you dare it
With your smile well-prepared, meet a top body fair
If your grin's right, with luck she will bare it. Source(s):
Source is me, DJP, on the beer. A: Write `Please turn over` on both sides of a piece of paper. tell her to go back that she forgot her footprints...lmfao...:) give her a mirror to talk to Tell her to add 1 + 1 until she gets the answer 4, tell her to spell bob backwards and that she should get a different answer then spelling it forward, tell her to hold her breath until the war in Iraq comes to an end and our soldiers come home, tell her to find the end of a circle and then sit in the corner of that circle, a star for you tell her to go play in rush hour traffic