Joke:::::: Different kinds of sex?!
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Joke:::::: Different kinds of sex?
Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: - The first kind of sex...SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex...KITCHEN SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The third kind of sex...BEDROOM SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom. The fourth kind of sex...HALLWAY SEX. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "F*ck You". The fifth kind of sex...COURTROOM SEX. This is when you can not stand your husband anymore, you take him to court and screw him in front of everyone.
Answers: Hahahahahahhaaaaa, hope that's not true, it's my 25th anniversary on monday, and i still want to rip her clothes off in the hallway when we pass pmsl. Haha! I love this one. Brutal, but unfortunately true. this is good but it would have been even better, as it was calling to be customized
starred How very true ! ! !
ROFL ha ha loved it, what about insex those are the ones that really get on you and make your flesh crawl. Lmao this was awesome hun. Thx for the laugh...star1 haha. funny. lmao niice Hey, that was a good one! It put a smile on my face! Thanks! lol thats awesome and pretty funny i love it ..x lol very funny hahahaha an old one, but still refreshing ;-) which stage are we at bb ha ha ha
starred hehehe, not tried those yet hun, but no doubt we will, pmsl
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