Joke :::::::: Well isn't that nice.....?!
Question:
Joke :::::::: Well isn't that nice.....?
Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman, who was not from Texas, said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."
The Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the Texas lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did you husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
The Texas lady replied "My husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school!", the first woman cried, "Land sakes, child, what on Earth for?"
The Texas lady responded, "So that instead of saying who gives a crap' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?'"
Answers: hahaha the modern wonders of copy and pasting pmsl
starred LOL that was funny thats funny it was ok its pretty funny not the best but theres def worse out there i like that one Very funny. well, wasn't that nice and your not joy either!! lol good joke good haha...funny!!!!!!!!!! lol that i sok. hahha well isn't THAT nice??? LOL hehehe so we know what she was really saying now, lol ....star ahh the hidden meanings behind the conversations of those southern belles....lol...good one hahahaha ha ha ha funny would have loved to hear her during birth! Good one a variation on one i've heard before
bloody funny tho
x x hehehe, you are posting some corkers today hun, pmsl
have astar
xxxxxxxxxxxx so.....................i take it that she didnt give a crap. lmao!!!