Joke ::::::::: But 50 dollars is 50 dollars....?!
Question:
Joke ::::::::: But 50 dollars is 50 dollars....?
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
One year Morris and Esther went to the fair and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance."
Esther replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50
dollars is 50 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 dollars."
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
Answers: hehehe, you are on a roll today hun, pmsl again
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxx Are you here all week? LMFAOROFL!!! nice 1 hun
starred True. this is another funny one! jeez, i am going to bust a gut soon! Omg too funny lmao, thx hun...another star from me to you Lmao daaayuuuum! Morris wrong!
STAR!* lol! very funny hahahahahaha lol that'll teach her want it good one lol... sounds like something mine would say..lol Lol. That's so mean. :) Soooo right.... 50 dollars is all it took Morris to get peace in his life.... Excellent.
Thank you Babyblue hahahahaha ha ha ha funny Hahahahahhahaaaaaaa, loved it honey, that was a tiuch of class. pmsl
excellent! a real princess of laughs at the moment
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