Joke ::::::::: Stray *****....?!


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Joke ::::::::: Stray *****....?


One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we named her ***** cat. The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby El Cheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.

The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is located next door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the Doctor. The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby, "Your wife's ***** is finally shaved and clean. She now smells like a rose. And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is!" and then he closed the door.


Answers: what's wrong with the word *****?
lets try ****
or ****
or piss
or ****
or bollocks
or wanker
or shag
or ****


why can't we be free to cuss & swear?

x x

well **** me look what gets thru yet another quality offering from a mistress of merryment
starred Good job the vet was next door or he would have called him on his cell phone. that makes like no sense at all that is too funny! i think i am going to be laughing till tomorrow! Lmao excellent! Thx for the laugh my friend...star ha ha then you called it Brazilian. Ooops hahaha hehehe ;) LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha ha ha ha funny lol bet, he doesn't want to show up at his doctor's again!

brilliant, honey! Hahahahhahahaaaaaaaa, fookin fantastic, i'm in need of some kanga pants here, my chair is fookin soaking pmsl hahahahahaha Meow!
Good one hahahaha!!!!

good one!! star hehehe that taught him a lesson,pmsl at that one hun

have a star

xxxxxxxxxxx i've heard of advertising but this is ridiculous psml

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