19 Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate?!
Question:
19 Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate?
19 Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place, maybe 6 feet up. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am Igonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"!
Answers: hahahah O RLY? omg how funny....try it at the local wl-mart you are crazy Last week, some lady I don't know and never saw started talking to me while I was sitting on the toilet. She said "I hope my buggy is still out there when I get back. I left my cane in it!" I ignored her. She hollered, "Did you hear me?" I just said "Yes." and then she left! True story! You forgot to say imitate the scene from Austin Powers.
LOL Thats brilliant! I laughed so hard at that. A star 4 u!