Morning a quick couple before i go to bed had a long night so bear with me xxx f!


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Morning a quick couple before i go to bed had a long night so bear with me xxx funny or not xxx?


A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarily too smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance.

The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand dollars?"

She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but he only paid me one hundred dollars!"


Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

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23 hours ago
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get h*rd.


Answers: 23 hours ago
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get h*rd. lmao! hilarious! i've had a long night,too- this is just what i needed!!!! lol!!! :) Nice jokes! good one * for you Nice one:-) ha ha ha funny hahahaha Funny lol xxx good ones! those are cool most of them are known - still, they are sooo true! lol It's 10:10am here in Ireland. Good morning. Thanks for good jokes. Morning. Nice to find you in good form. very amusing lol Cute, not your greatest work by good...I like yesterday's Welsh stuff...very funny

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