Now this is a guys er**t trick xxx funny or not xxx?!
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Now this is a guys er**t trick xxx funny or not xxx?
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.
The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!"
And with that he dropped his trousers and shorts and stood before her in his altogether.
"Now watch," he said. Next he said, "D**k, ten-HUT!" And with that, his d**k sprang to full er**tion. Then he said, "D**k, at EASE!" And his d**k deflated again.
"Wow, that was amazing," said his wife. "Do you mind if I bring our next-door neighbor over to see this? It's really something else!"
The guy responded that he didn't mind at all, since he was proud of what he had accomplished.
So the wife goes next door and comes back with a delicious looking woman who got this guy's full attention! After a brief pause to take her in, he said, Additional Details
23 hours ago
"Now watch this." Then he said
"D**k, ten-HUT!" and the d**k sprang to life.
Then it was "D**k, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "D**k, at EASE!" But still nothing happened.
So the guy now says, "For the last time, you son-of-a-b**ch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing.
Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him m**turb**ing.
"What in the world are you doing!?" she asked.
The guy says... "I'm givin' this son-of-a-b**ch a dishonorable discharge!"
21 hours ago
come again nova did not stand up to get it xxxx hehehe xx
Answers: 23 hours ago
"Now watch this." Then he said
"D**k, ten-HUT!" and the d**k sprang to life.
Then it was "D**k, at EASE!" But nothing happened. So the guy again said, "D**k, at EASE!" But still nothing happened.
So the guy now says, "For the last time, you son-of-a-b**ch, I said AT EASE!!" Still nothing.
Well, the guy was embarassed and ran off to the bathroom. His wife made excuses for him and then joined her husband in the bathroom, where she found him m**turb**ing.
"What in the world are you doing!?" she asked.
The guy says... "I'm givin' this son-of-a-b**ch a dishonorable discharge!"21 hours ago
come again nova did not stand up to get it xxxx hehehe xx hahaha they are all waiting to find out what happened next. I guess we have to use our imagination there. lol what did he say? Hahahaha....
A court-marshal wud be apt too eh?
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Good one pal... funny ha ha ha funny whats the finish
wouldnt mind a bloke that could do that please... tell us the end! Wait for it, wait for it ..... lol I wonder what happened then.......... lol The end is near.......... lol UMMM, WHAT? teeheehee
yes nice 1 .lol