The right bra size xx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
The right bra size xx funny or not xxx?
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"
The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.
Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"
The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"
Answers: There is no stop in you today. lol LOL that is funny but I guess NOT for her!!! Maybe she needed a frying pan instead to fry the eggs!!!! He he he! I like it. Funny. lol very good kinda dumb but funny Very good That's... For the lack of a better phrase... "FAWKED UP!" I like!!!! ha ha ha funny Haha good one. LOL!! Thanks for the laugh!:-) hahahahaha he he. i'm so glad i don't have that problem! poor one... Very funny lol lmao!!
poor woman, she dont need a bra. she could use a band-aid. lol your in one of those crazy moods today. lmao hahaha very funny. That is priceless Good one there...here's 1 for you.
Woman is having an affair during theday while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband
unexpectedlycomes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy
is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark inhere."
The Man says: "Yes,it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "R250-00."
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in
the cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:"R750-00."The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, theFather says to the boy: "Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside andhave a game." The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them
for R1000."
The Father says: "That'sterrible to overcharge your friends like
that...
R1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your sins."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"
THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE !!! OMG, frickin hilarious.lol.
star 4 u
xx teeheehee
thats better looked like two wasp stings.lol