A couple of groaners xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
A couple of groaners xxx funny or not xxx?
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one a*s and a beaver!
I took my dog to the Vets the other day and told him that he had bad eyes.
The Vet picked up the dog to have a look and said "I'm going to have to put him down".
"but why" I said he said he's only got bad eyes.
"I know" said the the vet "but he's to heavy"
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
Answers: Not bad ha!........... Good ones. Thanks for the smiles. *lmaorotf* That second one was awesome. The first and last ones aren't bad, either, but they didn't make me laugh as much. :) omg funny thank you lol....good jokes...here's one for u
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof,
and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets
out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"Okay, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla with
this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in
the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man. "But what's the gun for?"
"In case I fall down instead of the gorilla -- shoot the dog."
CHeeRioS love the first one -- thanks cute! *groan* first one not funny, second one ok, last one not bad in a dumb way. LOL!!!
Q. What's the difference between your fish & your meat?
A. If you beat your fish he'll die The middle one was the best. lol First one was wasn't funny. Middle one was very funny. The last one I heard before. funny! lol thanks not bad.