Joke::::Woman drivers?!
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Joke::::Woman drivers?
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Ed and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers! Additional Details
21 hours ago
Guy's are so dangerous on the roads.
Answers: 21 hours ago
Guy's are so dangerous on the roads. Hahahahahahahaaaaaaa, showing your feminist side again honey hahahaaaaaa lol! ha ha that's so funny it's about time us women fought back! lmfao here have a * That's good, I do drive with my knees, so I understand! hahaha that is sooooo funnnnny lol Thats a gud one haha...funny rotflmao.lol.yds True story.
A woman in America bought a new Winebago with cruise control. She was proudly driving it when she started to feel hungry. So she switched on the cruise control and went in the back to cook a meal. The cruise control worked perfectly until the first bend. The Winebago was totalled and the woman suffered injuries. Surprisingly she successfully sued the manufacturers for not informing her that the cruise control did not operate the steering or brakes.
You couldn't make it up. lol ouch! good one Lmfao awesome hun. I knew men drivers make our commute un safe. j/k star for you Oh no!!!
He's burnt his brains...lol Love it, a wee star fur giving me a guid giggle!!! hahahaha lmao, brilliant!!! hehehe, another corker from you clammy hun, pmsl
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxx lol! C'est tres bon, as they say on the continent. men.........they always blame us. gonna use big ed & the twins in future reference hun psml not bad at all
its star time ha ha ha funny i've heard it before but it's still woth a star!
the calibre of jokes today have been high!!! XD Good joke that is.