Momma nearly died?!


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Momma nearly died?


One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.

"Daddy, the cat died today!"

"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."

"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"

"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.

"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"

"What are you talking about?"

"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her arms and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."


Answers: hahaha
good one Naughty momma....

v.funny lmao that was funny ha ha heard it before...buts still funny Ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! troubl is the postmen are on strike for 5 days, who was it and was it a special delivery..... lol that is soooo funny ive never heard that but its great! haha that is sooo funny... bad momma!!! an oldie but a goodie ;) thx for sharing well at least one mail mans hard at it .lol Hahahahhahahahaaaaa, good one matey, i like Lmfao well at least she got a special delivery....star! out of the mouths of babes.

LOL LOL LOL LOL Brill a star for you. * Funny!!
At least he gave her a memorable train mail!! Good one lol. That's one naughty momma. good one good one Oldie but goldie hun ..... pmsl hehehe, was that parcel post he was using, pmsl hun

have a star

xxxxxxxxxxx i agree with bb but then i would wouldn't i very very good ha ha ha funny

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