My apologies to any dwarf or person with lisp for this joke.?!
Question:
My apologies to any dwarf or person with lisp for this joke.?
"A dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse.
He says to the owner " I want to buy a horth"
" What kind of horse? " asks the owner.
"A female horth" replies the dwarf.
The owner shows him a mare.
"Can I thee her teeth?" says the dwarf.
The owner lifts him up and lets him see it's teeth.
" Nithe teeth" says the dwarf. "Can I thee her eerth?"
The owner again lifts him up and lets him see it's ears.
"Aw nithe eerth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?"
The owner is getting fed up by this time but again lifts him up to let him see its eyes.
" Aw nithe eyth" says the dwarf," can I thee her twot?" asks the dwarf.
The manager grabs the dwarf and shoves him inside the horse's v@gina and holds him there for a minuted then pulls him out and puts him on the ground.
The dwarf shakes himself and says "perhaps I should weefwase that , Can I thee her run around?"
Answers: good one that was dry but good work. Ew that is disgusting and cruel. OMG
loved it!
am going to forward it to all my friends!
Keep up the good work! ummm what was that all about? excellent spelling to get the point across.