Must read this one & set the stars twinkling/shooting?'coz i luv this one!?!


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Must read this one & set the stars twinkling/shooting?'coz i luv this one!?


Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. "But," said the duffer, "since you're obviously much better than I, to even it up a bit you have to spot me two 'gotchas.'" The golf pro didn't know what a 'gotcha' was, but he went along with it. And off they went. Coming back to the 19th hole, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $100. "What happened?" asked one of the members. "Well, "said the pro. "l was teeing up for the first hole, and as I brought the club down, the jerk stuck his hand between my legs
and grabbed my balls while yelling "Gotcha!" "Ouch!" said the guy "I can see why you lost that hole but how come you lost the game?" "Have you ever tried to play 18 holes of golf waiting for the second *gotcha*?"


Answers: hahah...good one...here's one for u

A policeman noticed a drunk man stumbling around in a parking lot, weaving around and holding a set of car keys in front of him.
"What seems to be the problem?" the officer asked.
"Sshhomebody shtole my car!" the drunk complained.
"Where's the last place you saw your car?" the officer questioned, rolling his eyes.
"Right on the end of thissh here key!!" the drunk responded.

Then the officer noticed that the drunk man's fly was unzipped and he was "hanging out".
"Um, sir," the officer said, "did you notice you're exposing yourself?"

The drunk looked down at himself and exclaimed,
"Son of a gun!!! They got my girlfriend, too!!"

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* LOL, I'm dying here!!!!!! Sorry, I might have to borrow that one!! ****STAR**** for my crazy laughing and originality.

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