Evening me Duckies!!!A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of cond!


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Evening me Duckies!!!A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms.?


The pharmacist says:"That'll be £5.00 with tax."Tacks?",the guy exclaims."I thought you rolled them on!"
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A woman walks into a chemist's and asks if they sell xlarge condoms."Yes we do."says the sales assistant."Would you like to buy some?"No thanks." rep;ies the woman,"But if you don't mind I'll wait here for someone who does."
************A surgeon is operating on a man when he slips up and accidentally cuts off the man's testicles.To hide his mistake,the surgeon slips a onion into the man's scrotrum and sews it up.A month later the man comes back for a check-up."So, have you noticed any difference since your operation?"asks the surgeon nevously."A few,"replies the man."I cry when I pee,my wife gets heartburn if she gives me a b***job,and I get an erection every time I go near a hot-dog stand".
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What do Viagra and Diney World have in common?You have to wait an hour for a two-minute ride!!!!!
Star if you like thanks a lot for reading this.xxx


Answers: i don't care if she copied and pasted them; they still funny!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.................... wow i tooo can copy and paste off the internet awesome, i needed a good laugh today. i don't feel good. and yes i will give you a star good jokes Haha, very cute. thats gross ROLF Very good. *star* lol the last one was funny. Grin! hahaha good one, thx they really cheered me up Loved them all, especially the surgeon/onion one!
Have a star! FUNNY!! lmao. have another star good good lol. and yes you can have a star LOL brill What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. lol, good jokes :)

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