Joke - for men and women...?!
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Joke - for men and women...?
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack"
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ..
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! Additional Details
12 hours ago
HEY, COME ON PEOPLE!
Why have so many people taken this joke to heart. It is not really sexist, it is light-hearted and silly. I actually got sent this joke by an ex-girlfriend of mine who also thought it was funny and knew I would appreciate it! Get over yourselves...
Political Correctness Suck Ar$e!
Answers: 12 hours ago
HEY, COME ON PEOPLE!
Why have so many people taken this joke to heart. It is not really sexist, it is light-hearted and silly. I actually got sent this joke by an ex-girlfriend of mine who also thought it was funny and knew I would appreciate it! Get over yourselves...
Political Correctness Suck Ar$e! Nice one Eric!! Yep women never listen!! =) Whatever, dude. so sexist did u have an argument with your wife this morning dont make sience why milder haah you cheated. not really funny......its offencive against both Male and Females your probably a bisexual yourself later Les Gray ASStridish I thought it was funny, not laugh my *** off but I chuckled.
Sexist? Come on people, lighten up! yeah, i'm with tina w - it was mildly amusing. and people need to stop trying to be politically correct all the time, and have a sense of humor sometimes. Yep....okay...star for originality at the end!! i thought everything was funny except the assholes that made the asshole remarks One of the best jokes iv heard in a long time,you need to give your self a pat on the back for that one you are so right just for that you get a star seen one like htis today too.
lol we are not dumb! go and visit http://www.geocities.com/level_gold/join...
and ul like it ha ha ha funny Girls, you must admit that you were quite happy with the joke while you were on the winning side, but only thought it sexist when the man came out on top. lol,brilliant and so true Most women finish what they start. And they listen, too.
UNLIKE men. lol luvved it and i scrolled down! AND i a woman