Qualifying for Heaven?!
Question:
Qualifying for Heaven?
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question.
St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it."
The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate.
St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"
Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered.
"That's right! You may enter."
St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."
Answers: that was a good joke but i want to know what happens to the lawyer Good one! LOL!!! LOL, a little lame but still the best I heard in weeks. Yah, this is v funny. Unfortunately the lawyer would definitely sue if he's worth his salt. Then God would hear about it and smite everyone for disturbing Him. Haha, might tell my solicitor that one! i dont get it! somebody please expain! Damn, that is cold, the damn lawyer probably could name them all and how much they could have sued for... To good a question for a lawyer up up & away..........star!Here's one for u...u did the lawyer & i'll do the blonde!
A blonde guy goes to the big football game, he has great seats on the 50 yard line, 8 rows up, perfect. Just before kickoff he hears someone behind him yelling, "Arnold, we're up here, Arnold!" He turns around and misses the kickoff! A short while later, just as the quarterback throws a long bomb, the same guy starts yelling, "Hey Arnold, we're up here, Arnold!!" Again he turns around and again he misses the play This goes on for every big play. He hears the guy shouting, "Hey Arnold, look up here!" He turns around and misses the play. Finally, fuming mad, he turns around, pulls out his binoculars and scans the crowd for the guy doing all the yelling. He eventually spots him, after missing yet another big play. He runs up the stands, nearly to the top of the stadium. Pulls the guy out into the aisle, picks him up by the lapels and shouts, "Shut-up, my name isn't Arnold!!" very good lol LOL.
That's not fair.The lawyer's question was very hard, while the other's were easy.I didn't know St. Peter was that mean!.
Thanks for sharing ,that was a cool joke. ha ha ha funny I like this joke I give you a star so others can see it. I like your jokes more than some questions because I don't understand some of your British English. xcellent
starred hehehe! LOL HAVE A STAR brilliant think that the lawyer must have been more knowledgeable than st Peter. (silent and thinking) if so it is. Funny joke.