Joke:::::: Old is When.....?!
Question:
Joke:::::: Old is When.....?
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Answers: Love the first one. hahahahaaa Nice. xD Lol :) very true indeed and also funny hahaha Hahaha those were good. 10/10 nd i thought i waz weird...................... He! he! he! some good ones there.... Good ^^ cool i like the topless one Pmsl I think I experienced a few of these myself;)( another well deserved star for you hun, keep em coming ha ha ha funny haha very funny ?How true!
Can't raise to the occasion lol funny funny
star Can't believe it!
Came on here looking for a joke or two for my brother to mention at my sister-in-law's 60th birthday bash tomorrow night. & straightaway - there you are.
Thanks. Consider them stolen!
(Cheers for that! :) :o)) :-) etc. ok, more true life confessions, from babyblue.....pmsl omg, ive been through all of those, am now realising that I AM OLD, boo hoo, pmsl hun
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Hahahahahahaaa, that was a touch of class babes, you dropping me hints pmsl.