A Frog Story? funny or not?!
Question:
A Frog Story? funny or not?
A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign on the box says: "Sex Frogs! Only $50 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody is watching her. Certain that she is not being watched, she whispers to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one of the sex frogs!"
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions."
The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what the instructions tell her:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightgown.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you and
the frog will do what he has been trained to do.
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems, please call the store."
So our blonde heroine calls the pet shop. The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions, but the damned frog just sits there!"
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its eyes and says very sternly, "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
Answers: ROFLMAO :)
have a star :)
where can i get me a frog like that? LOL!!
thats good
hahaha heard it but still funny Highly predictable, and not funny.
Why do you lot always have to put "funny or not"? Trying to join a silly club or something? what a specie of a man sex ke liye kuchh bhee kare gaa -- including defrocking or it is defroging hahaha
funnnnnnnnny LOL! That's great.
Here's a star. lol,lol,lol.
very very naughty man.lol.
he's using that excuse to have sex with women?.lol.
thank you soooo much for the laugh.
i forgot all about the troubles i've had this morning, although it took me 3 hours to find a joke good enough to make me forget.thank you. YA IS FUNNY ha ha ha funny Ahhhaaa...very funny! Ha Ha! Funny! 10! Hahahah! Definitely worth a star!! You have got to have a Star for that one
Keep them coming lol...i like it and hadnt heard it before.. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I like your joke very much ,hahahahahaha heard it but still good Oh!! young maaaan! =) Ooooooooh - too funny!