I'm going for an exam and freaked out...gimme a joke...quick?!

Question:

I'm going for an exam and freaked out...gimme a joke...quick?

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Answers: While I was watching football this weekend, my wife and I got into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV, and dumped out my beer.

Good luck on your exam...
If it still can't calm you...
try watch some of the funny videos in this link...
http://somethingtolaugh.blogspot.com/... Um this is stupid but

What did the alligator say after he ate a clown

That tastes funny (Get it? Funny= the clown? Oh 4-get it LOL) this is from Y!A made me crack up

"Can't believe It! I've just been thrown out and barred from the local swimming baths because I had my speedo trunks on! What I didn't realise was the "S" had come off the logo!!!" ...7 8 9 run 10 run!!!

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