NELSON's HOME?!


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NELSON's HOME?


Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly, when he hears a Knock at the door. When he opens it, a little Chinese man clutching a clipboard confronts him yelling, “You sign! You sign!” Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder. “You sign, you sign!” Nelson says to him, “Look mate, you’ve obviously got the wrong man and shuts the door in his face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson’s nose, yelling, “You sign, you sign!” Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Chinese man back, shouting “You’ve got the wrong bloke, I don’t want them!” The he slams the door in his face again. The following day, Nelson is resting and late in the afternoon he hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese man, thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, “You sign, you sign!” Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirtfront and yells at him, “Look, I don’t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name. Who do you want to give these to?” The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clipboard and says “You not Nissan Main dealer?”


Answers: yeyeyeyeyey gotit gotit

you nearly fried my brain there
but i got it in the end

“You not Nissan Main dealer?”
you not Nelson Mandela

OK so i am THICK

but i can enjoy a good joke
thanks
lmao haha good one made me chuckle, heard it before but still funny....star Very good Excellent. I like a good pun. :) Well done. Carry on... Loved it, thanks, have a star 10/10 ha ha ha funny LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

wonderful, love the ending. great one hahaha
had to read it twice mind....only the last bit
'nother good 'un Yeah good one, had a chuckle brilliant i starred your question Hahahahahhaaaaa, just as funny the second time around mate Only just seen this,,,ha ha ha ha Vgood you are always on form ha ha u kno unerstan .lol hahahaha its a good'un....lol hehehe, that was a great one hun, another star on it's way

have a star

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