You are walking along the beach..then suddenly a bottle with a letter in it wash!

Question:

You are walking along the beach..then suddenly a bottle with a letter in it wash ashore..?

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you pick it up, open it..and read the letter.

"to whom who currently reading my letter, i just want to let you know that i am about to kill myself. this is my last letter to the world. the world have been cruel to me and i have give up hope to live.when i'm dead, i will left my hot wife, my mansion, my fortune, my masserati, my football club, my yacht.....

my..

my...

wait a minute...why in bloody hell would i want to kill myself?owh, i remember..because i just fired jose... i still got my money to by a good manager. sorry there mate, i'm not gonna kill myself. well, goodnite then

yours truly, Roman"

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8 hours ago
well..its about Chelsea F.C owner

Answers: 8 hours ago
well..its about Chelsea F.C owner nice one lol here its a star from me to keep them coming uummmmmm Either that was the weakest joke that I've ever heard in my soon to be 46 years of life or I simply just don't get it. hmmmmmmmm

i would suspect that person of not being entirely sane

hmmmmmmmm

a false suicide as a plea for help as a message in a bottle is not the usual timeframe ha ha ha Bring back the Special One What a funny guy! I wud love to meet him. lol Thats good and i even got it.

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