Last ones for today, funny or not.?!


Question:

Last ones for today, funny or not.?


WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied , " in-laws"

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished
to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with
me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

W O R D S

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the
Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says
..........." HEBREWS"

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


Answers: last one is the best!star for you! Right you are!!! =) there great, very funny I'll try to remember them they'll definitely come in handy. hebrews!!!!
love it. ha!ha very good why is that the last one today.?
******************************... Love all the married jokes - they're the best!!!! You get a star!! i think these are fantastic and you should not stop!!

i've got a couple i've heard -

he said . . . why are married women heavier than single women?

she said . . . single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. lmao these were awesome! thx for sharing them. star! Very good, have a star
Night, night xxx (I assume you are going to bed) haha heard a couple b4 but still funny!!! aha lol HEBREWS! i'm lovin it! it`s nice to be single sometimes.lol What, but never heard coffee one before. Sometimes you get more than you paid. Too..... funny..... cant.... bare it.....!
(i almost die coz laughing) These I liked.Funny and all so true most of them. :^) i liked Words and Creation . :) ha ha ha funny LOLZ! go ladies!!! <3 star* really funny!!! star!!

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