Check this out smarties...?!


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Check this out smarties...?


I WENT UNDER A LAMP WITH A BOOK.....THERE WERE NO STARS AT THE SKY...NO ELECTRICITY FROM FAR FAR AWAY...NO BATTERY IN THE LAMP...NO LIGHTS ON IN HOME...STILL I READ THE BOOK!!! N HELL I UNDERSTOOD IT:D HOW?


Answers: It was day time. it was day time and you were sitting on a bench outside under a street lamp. Hey nice.....one smarter one for u & the smarties.

A young couple had a wild Saturday night and used two condoms from a new box of twelve. The following weekend the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box. "What happened to the other four condoms?" she asked. His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she approached her male confidant friend, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he told her. "You mean you've actually masturbated with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend." Either it was during the day, I read it to you by using my uncanny ability to read without visible light or you stole my ability to go back in time and red during the night when there was a supernova explosion near earth which enabled people to read in the night for over 6 months, (this of course was when me and copernicus were arguing over the centre of the universe...ofcourse I won). daytime it was daytuime, could it be any easier?

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