A qiuck couple to srart as usual xx funny or not xxx?!
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A qiuck couple to srart as usual xx funny or not xxx?
Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Mary Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to se**ally assault them.
Sister Mary Catherine casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"
Mary Elizabeth turns and says, "Mine does..."
Ten . . . to Live
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
Answers: haha
ok inches Ha Ha! Funny! 10! not, almost though Nice start thanks. funny joke. ha ha ha funny Nice to find you on top form. lol Good one thanks. The first one is really, really old but i give you credit for the second one...nice work 7/10 Me likey your jokes!! =)