A few one liners xxx funny or not xxx?!
Question:
A few one liners xxx funny or not xxx?
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Answers: I enjoyed those thanks. Funny! 10! Not too bad. The only one I've heard before is the very first one about Grandma going for a walk. I won't even attempt to ruin anyone's day with any of my one liners. haha star for u Yes its well funny. Star for you. Those were great. ha ha ha funny Very funny...thank you hahaha funny lol hahaha
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