Gotta love it, funny or not.?!
Question:
Gotta love it, funny or not.?
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, who is deaf, has screwed him out of ten million bucks. He got
the job because it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have
to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along
his attorney, who knows sign language.
Through his interpreter, he asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says:
"Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed
in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
Don't ya just love lawyers
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