Which of these three short clean jokes is funny?!
Question:
Which of these three short clean jokes is funny?
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very
Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you
want." So he tied her up and went golfing.
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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into
the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
"Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed
him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read
this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know
the guy."
Answers: The third one is funny but the second one is the funniest Those were all funny! Thanx for the laughs!! L ) The first one - I literally laughed out loud! lol, #2 I have to say the second one if I had to pick from the three, even though the first one is good too. Amusing!
I liked the second one the best. who is that guy is still a puzzle the second joke is funny:) lol The first one is the best...
The second one is flawed. She'd have to give him at least half the money and if she left him because of the money she'd probably have to give him more than half.
The third one is borderline racist.
So yeah, the first one is probably the best but not really all that clean like you said. the 2nd 1 is wonderful they are all good - i liked the last one the best because i hadn't heard it before All great. I love new material. I used to get all my jokes in bars, but I don't get out as much as I used to.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!" The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy! (fungi)
Jumper cables walk into a bar & asks the bartender for service. The bartender says, "Sure. Just don't start anything!" The third one actually made me laugh. Love it!!!! It's really good. The second place goes to the 1st joke. It's cute. hahah very funny conan haha Ahhhhh!!!!!
I loved all three!!!! I liked the three of them. In order of funnyness (is there such a word) I would say 1---2----3.
Being of Polish descent I can relate to the third one.