I love this joke?!
Question:
I love this joke?
A husband comes home and his wife says "Honey, the stairs need to be fixed"
He says "Do I have construction worker plastered on my forheard?"
Then she says "Honey, the light in the hallway is out!"
He says "Do I have electrician plastered on my forheard?"
Then she says "Honey the dishwasher..."
He gets so frustrated and yells "I cant deal with this!" and he leaves the house.
He is sitting at a bar telling the bartender the whole story, and then he comes to realize...maybe he shouldn't have been so short tempered with her.
So he heads home to find that the stairs have been fixed, the light in the hall has been replaced and the dishwasher is working just fine.
So he finds his wife and says "Honey! How did all this stuff get done?"
And she tells him "Well, when you left I sat crying on the stairs and a nice young man came by and asked me what was wrong. Additional Details
15 hours ago
When I told him, he told me he would fix everything for me, if I either baked him a cake, or slept with him"
...So the husband asks "Really? What kind of cake did you bake him?"
And she says "Do I look like I have f*cken Betty Crocer plastered on MY forhead???"
Answers: 15 hours ago
When I told him, he told me he would fix everything for me, if I either baked him a cake, or slept with him"
...So the husband asks "Really? What kind of cake did you bake him?"
And she says "Do I look like I have f*cken Betty Crocer plastered on MY forhead???" Hahaha...absolutely hilarious...STAR to ya!!! Hahah thats funny. hahahahahahahahaha
thats a goooood one
is it ok if i use it? lol nice joke ^^ Thanks for the laugh....I really needed that right now. lol