Smart Blonde?!
Question:
Smart Blonde?
A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.
She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs
to borrow ￡5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a ￡200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a ￡5,000
loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into
the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the
blonde returns, repays the ￡5,000 and the interest, which comes to
￡15.41. The Manager says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction >has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you
are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow
￡5,000?' The blonde replies..... 'Where else in London can I park my
car for two weeks for only ￡15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?'
Answers: * Haha lol funny * lol great job never heard... keep piosting and keep up the good work!!
xx =] A good one!!! not so dumb .lol hahahaha Not a real blonde i tell you. Lol not your so called typical Blonde !! Excellent!!!
No mention of the dead blond guy in the trunk?
... pretty good i'm loving it! x Nice one!!! very good. i like the fact it a blonde joke but, not a dumb blonde!
stupid people at bank must've thought she was proper dumb! Brilliant.
Didn't see that one coming!